Please tell me I’m not the only one…

Social Media: (birth announcement) “We are already so in love!”

Me: “I hope I can love you one day.”


Social Media: “I don’t know how we lived without him/her!!”

Me: “I can remember exactly (maybe too perfectly) how I lived without you and maybe that’s my problem.”


Social Media: “She/He’s absolutely perfect!”

Me: “I hope you’re perfect, but by your sounds and weird faces, I’m not sure that you are.”