Pregnant Allie-isms!

This page is dedicated to my one and only, Cam. For putting up with all of it and so we can look back and laugh one day! He’s constantly saying “I should write these down”… so here they are!

You know you’re married to pregnant Allie if…

You hear her say, “I’m gonna barf” about 50 times a day.

You have to stop somewhere on your way home from school to grab her another sandwich since she already one and wants another!

You have to pep talk, hold her hand, tell her 20 times “It’s easy, you can do it”, open the pill bottle, get her water, lift it up to her mouth, and wait patiently as it takes her 10 minutes just to take her 1 prenatal vitamin. Every. Single. Day.

You can’t open the fridge without her saying, “Oh my gosh, that smells so bad!”

You have not had your wife’s home cooked meal for over 4 months (and soon to be 9, I’m certain).

You make late night stops on Saturday for Sunday church snacks.

There is food left on your counter because if they touch the cupboards they will certainly taste bad.

You have to decide where she wants to eat because when she gets that hungry, she can’t think realistically.

You steal your niece’s crackers in Church and pass them to the girl sitting next to you.

You have a migraine, but still rub your wife’s head for 30+ minutes because she has one too (paternal symptoms!?)

You grab the candy thermometer to measure the temperature of the bath water because your worried it’s a little too hot.

You have many late nights soothing your wife to sleep as she stresses, and cries, and worries, and is sad, and doesn’t know exactly why.

You go in for a kiss and get a gag almost every time. 😦

You put “drink me” notes on your wife’s water bottles to remind her to drink more water and still end up drinking them.

You wake up to the sound of “I don’t want to go to work.”

The things the husbands go through. Seriously Cam, you are the best and I love you more than infinity!

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